24 Really Ridiculous Supermarket Products
Wait! Isn't espresso supposed to be the opposite of instant coffee?
Hey, hippies, if I "Get the Munchies," I want the entire bag filled with M&M's.
Unless you count salt as a spice, hummus has no spices at all, just garlic and lemon juice. Forty spices? Yuck! I can't even name 40 spices.
The conflicting iconography of the label (Jewish, Japanese, Surfer) is giving me a headache, but I'm pretty sure I don't want my teriyaki sauce "Made With 100% Pure Pineapple Juice."
No, I'm not trusting this company to come up with anything Sichuan, especially when they still spell it "Szechuan." Note that the adjacent jar says "Tuscan."
I'm not feeding my baby anything that looks like tiny processed penises.
Now that I've seen this product, I'm keeping my eyes open for suspiciously small-bore pepperoni at my local pizzzeria. And the dog seems to be crying for help.
"Salmon" and "Tuscany" and "cat food" should never be uttered in the same sentence. And who wants their cat to be a "gourmet"?