Chinese Toilet Restaurant Is Full of Shit

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Orange UK
The crappiest table in town.

Literally. A restaurant in Kunming, Yunnan province, called Modern Toilet is all the rage, reports Orange UK.

Diners eat on converted toilet seats adorned with big, fluffy poo cushions, and urinals hang on the walls. But perhaps the most disturbing aspect of this loo-loving eatery is the menu, which includes such signature dishes as Excrement Ice Cream and Fried Poo Sticks. So, what on earth can be the appeal? Eating and defecating are, after all, at opposite ends of the, um, spectrum. But by some perverse miracle, the restaurant is a wild success. No shit.


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Violater
Violater

The next step would be to be able to use the toilet while you are eating. Waste time want not.

boskydellfarm
boskydellfarm

I know there's some kind of disease you can catch in hospitals that destroys your intestinal fauna -- the therapy is to eat shit. No shit.

Ssheena35
Ssheena35

This is taking fine dining to an all new level...points for creativity. But I wonder how many people choose to merely see the venue over actually eating there. I give it 4 months.

Skystarblanket
Skystarblanket

I suppose some cultures just don't have the inhibitions and taboos that the western world embraces regarding toileting issues. I guess in China, being a 'potty mouth" is a good thing...

Guest
Guest

It is a severe form of IBS and the therapy is putting feces in the rectum, to create good bacteria....if you eat it it will break down the good bacteria in the stomach acids...

Dontpoopwhereyoueat
Dontpoopwhereyoueat

My dog is smart enough to know that he should never poop near where he eats...a basic animal instinct. Why humans become stupid and unhealthy is beyond me...

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