Finally! The Food Truck Porno You've Been Waiting For
Here at Fork in the Road, we've also had a bit of a hard-on for real food porn. The idea has apparently caught on because the biggest trend in food since the drive-through -- food trucks -- is now the backdrop for Ron Jeremy's latest X-rated endeavor. Not that it would be the first porno we've heard about inspired by the world of food.
The Los Angeles Times reports that The Flying Pink Pig features a fictional food truck of the same name that serves -- what else? -- sausage to the Hollywood masses and is "staffed by an outrageous group of nymphomaniacs." Sounds promising. Look for it at a sketchy porn theater near you on January 25. Now, don't you think they should have in-house dining for this one?
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