McDonald's Fruit and Maple Oatmeal — I'm Retching!
"Doesn't the 'Fruit' in McDonald's 'Fruit and Maple Oatmeal' imply more than one fruit?" I mused, desperately searching for something besides the apple dice that I was finding in the murky mess. The picture on the poster outside had promised both brown and yellow raisins.
I'd watched as the cashier had prepared my penurious breakfast by pouring hot water from the coffee machine into a cup that looks like it was designed to hold only half a cup of joe. She peered into the cup and stirred hesitatingly, as if she didn't really know how to make instant oatmeal.
I'd forced myself to order the 290-calorie Fruit and Maple Oatmeal ($1.99) even though it was advertised on the menu board next to a gleaming picture of the Big Breakfast With Hot Cakes, which consisted of three pancakes, scrambled eggs, biscuit, sausage, and deep-fried hash browns, and weighed in at 1,350 calories ($4.65). The Big Breakfast had looked so much more appealing.
The oatmeal sat dull and gray in the cup, with a consistency more liquid than it should have been. Here and there a bit of green or red apple skin glinted, but it did little to dispel the idea that I was about to eat something emptied from the sink trap.