Pork's New Slogan Sucks. Here Are 5 Better Ones.

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Pork is longer the other white meat. After a long run promoting swine as one of the fairest of the meats, the National Pork Board has decided to change its slogan to the totally lame "Pork Be Inspired." The board claims it's because they want to inspire people to eat pork more often, but it's obviously because "Pork: The Other White Meat" is so racist sounding. White (meat) supremacy is so 1990s. Anyway, this new slogan is totally bland, so we've come up with five better ones:

1. Pork: One Word -- Bacon
2. Pork: Because You Can't Afford Filet Mignon
3. Pork: Because You're Christian
4. Pork: David Chang Approves
5. Pork: Lardcore!

Any inspired slogans you can come up with? Leave yours in the comments.


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16 comments
Matt
Matt

The meat that goes with breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Rcrabtree84
Rcrabtree84

Pork: Better than sardines and strawberries.

TSarvay
TSarvay

"Pork: even better as a verb."

JK
JK

Pork: I'm going to kill Ravi

Ravi
Ravi

pork, it's what's killing you.

VCRail
VCRail

My wife and I always enjoyed : "Pork: because your body can take it." And we're proud owners of a decade plus of refreigerator magnets from the National Pork Board.

porkeatingjew
porkeatingjew

As a Jew I find slogan #3 silly. There are plenty Jews that love their bacon

wcf
wcf

Porkalicious!

Cjohnston0520
Cjohnston0520

"Pork, Shmork. Rustle some up and fill your Fork' lol

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