Bacon Brassiere and Nine Other Things You Can Make With Pork Products Without Eating Them
When you were a kid, your mother probably told you not to play with your food. But like all contrary kids, you played with it anyway, and maybe got a rap across the knuckles. Now that you're in your post-kid era, why not do whatever you want? Let your imagination run free! Here are 10 things to do with pork products, and we've left the brassiere for last, since maybe it's NSFW. But I guess that depends on your mom. Oops! I mean boss.
cutothepaste.blogspot.com 1. A smoked pork butt, a bow tie, and a couple of gherkins is all you need to make Mr. & Mrs. Ham.
holytaco.com 2. Weisswurst, Slim Jims, cocktail franks, guacamole turf, and Cheetos and Doritos as spectators make a fine gridiron. twolia.com 3. How about a bracelet made from a pig ear? porkmoustache.blogspot.com 4. A bacon mustache! Put it on a former president. thisnext.com 5. Mount a pig head so that it resembles a hunting trophy, and then make it look like Howard Stern.