David Chang Probably Hates You
Oh, David Chang. So many people love you, but you just can't seem to love them back, now can you? Details has a short profile of the king of the Momofuku empire, which basically outlines the most annoying people who venture into his restaurant and their actions. Are you one of them?
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5. Saying they're right when they're wrong. Like when they ask for a steak to be medium-rare and it's medium-rare and they say it's not medium-rare.
4. Special food requests.*
3. Fake allergies.
2. Being fucking drunk. It's just so annoying.
1. Bloggers who don't know shit. The top one is to say you're a blogger, right off the bat. That always gets a good laugh from the chefs.
Hear that -- just shut up and don't talk and eat what's given to you and drink seltzer water. Then maybe David Chang will like you. Or still probably not.
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