Teleporting for the First Time to Dohyo in the Yotel Hotel

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The futuristic facade of the Yotel stares down at Tenth Avenue right at the corner of West 42nd Street.


When I heard about a sumo-themed restaurant in a futuristic hotel in Hell's Kitchen, my initial response was, "So what?" I knew that theme restaurants often let the food lag, since they know the theme will be the draw. Boy, was I wrong.


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Are you going to let this thing mutilate your bag? His name is Yobot, and he's no R2-D2.


Despite the Japanese-sounding name, and a few other Japanese flourishes to the concept and the premises, Yotel is an English hotel chain. The gimmick is that consumers will want to save money by putting up with a smaller rooms (under 200 square feet), in a hotel package that offers, instead of gyms and pools, a pseudo-hip ambiance in which you find yourself in a sci-fi landscape. Actually, this landscape feels more like you're stuck in The Jetsons or Lost in Space, thrall to a cartoon futurism that sputtered out in the '60s.

Upon entering the hotel, you see a bank of computers allowing you to check yourself into the hotel, where the rooms are known as "cabins." On the opposite side of the lobby, a robot called Yobot will take your suitcase and stash it in a designated squirrel hole. There's nothing picturesque or interesting about the robot -- it's all armature, like something installed in a car factory. Some tourists are easily impressed.


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Beam me up to the fourth floor, Scotty!

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