Whole Foods Is 'Kind of a Faux-Hippy Wal-Mart Now'

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No. 1 in employee satisfaction
So apparently labor organizers and proponents of health care reform aren't the only ones disillusioned with Whole Foods.

Gawker recently obtained a 2,300-word resignation letter written by a now-former employee of Toronto's Whole Foods and sent to the entire company. It's an entertaining if long-winded read, one that will provide a measure of catharsis for anyone who's dreamed of doing something similar and validation to those skeptical of the corporation's "Core Values."

Among Whole Foods' numerous sins, the writer alleges: not recycling properly, wasting "an absurd amount of energy, ink, and paper in your offices for bureaucratic nonsense," not auditing and evaluating all of its products, and giving better discounts to "healthier" (i.e., non-smoking) employees. Long story short, Whole Foods is "kind a faux hippy Wal-Mart now."

The letter also includes some nasty but fairly amusing personal attacks on numerous co-workers and concludes with the exhortation to "Just enjoy life. It's pretty short, you know?" As exposés of Whole Foods go, it's not particularly revolutionary, but as resignation letters go, it's pretty impressive.

[Via Eater]


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scallywag
scallywag

Who knows, maybe you’ll end up resigning from your corporate job after you’ve read this letter, but just remember if you do, there’s always a needy desperate unemployed person desperate to take your hell from you.

So much for faux pleasure shopping experiences and existentially challenged employees...

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Will
Will

That drivel reads like it was written by a bitchy college sophomore who had never worked a real job before.  90% of it is just whining about having to show up for monthly meetings and how it's not fair that employees aren't supposed to socialize while they work.  Yeah, news flash, guy, nobody likes that shit, but you gotta do what you gotta do.  It's not unique to Whole Foods. 

"Whole Foods, like, pretends to be healthy and stuff, man, but really they're just *corporate* and want to make *money.*"  Give me a break.  If it surprises you that a giant national chain grocery store isn't as eco-friendly as they claim to be, you're naive.  There are a few parts in that letter that make it sound like satire.  Oh no!  Two managers "ambush" you when you're going to get written up?  THE HORROR.  Fucking get over it, 'cause your next job is probably going to be a hell of a lot less relaxed than working in a damn grocery store.

nikzilla37
nikzilla37

Kudos to the guy that wrote that letter. 

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