Ron Jeremy Pimps His Ron de Jeremy Rum

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Put some Ron in your mouth.
"Rum" in Spanish is ron. Get it? It was only a matter of time before adult film star Ron Jeremy launched his own rum. Over at Food Republic, he explains just what makes it so "long" and "smooth."

Quoth the Hedgehog (Jeremy's nickname):

I've endorsed all sorts of things -- cigars, rolling papers, hot sauce, penis pills -- and they have all been successful. I only pick great products. The same thing with the rum. Find me one bad review!

Fair enough. So, how should one enjoy Ron de Jeremy? There's the Ronito, the Ron and Coke, the Rona Colada. But we like the Hedgehog's Delight, created by Wayne Curtis, author of And a Bottle of Rum: rum, fresh lemon and lime juice, Darjeeling tea, demerara sugar, and tropical spices, served in a 9.75-inch-long glass. And if you don't know what that figure refers to, you're clearly not watching enough porn.


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ctontail
ctontail

I  met him last night and he's an awsome guy, down to earth person, i mean just real,, was fun as for the rum, i dont drink but i'll have it forever :)

Joe DiStefano
Joe DiStefano

and to think just the other day I tweeted that he's opening a restaurant called Hedgehog's Grilled Sleaze..truth is stranger than fiction

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