Wedding Cake Vodka. Why?

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Do you want your wedding-cake vodka martini shaken or stirred?
And you thought cupcake vodka was bad. Now from the annals of things-that-never-should-have-been-made comes wedding-cake-flavored vodka from Pearl Vodka. Wedding-cake-flavored vodka? One word: ew.

According to the company, the five-times distilled vodka is "carefully infused with all the enchanting and lush decadence of today's most mouthwatering wedding cakes -- its taste of yummy vanilla almond cake with hints of smooth, rich buttercream frosting make it deliciously divine."

Personally it sounds kind of disgusting, as are the majority of actual wedding cakes, but for those who want to sample the spirit, it'll be available come September and will only cost $12.99 for a 750-milliliter bottle. Hey, at least it's a hell of a lot cheaper than a Ron Ben-Israel cake.


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CoveDweller
CoveDweller

This is one for Snooki and the Jersey Shore dolts

Alexandra Moore
Alexandra Moore

I think it's more: "Lonely spinster in thrift store wedding dress vodka" I can just picture her, drinking and crying about her empty life as lays on her sofa. Replace her with me, only I like Gin.

Allonall33
Allonall33

 The wedding cake call vodkaand it look like a building it creates due to that it makes the happiness inthe life of both.American Bridal

Duffbakes
Duffbakes

yeah, so i have an ice cream out that is wedding cake flavored. ice cream. cream, sugar, cheap cake flavoring. that works, right? now, try this, fermented distillation of potatoes, cheap cake flavoring...hmm, not so much. i think this was one idea that maybe brittany spears publicity team came up with, you know, when someone says something really dumb and no one else says "dude! no fuckin' way! get your head out your ass!" that's my take. love, duff.

NEVER MIND
NEVER MIND

Guess you should learn to spell first!   UV Cake flavor is actually quite good.  :-)  P.S.  It's Britney not Brittany...

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