Food Network Chefs Gone Wild
Pick up a copy of Harper's Bazaar this month and you'll find a sexy Sandra Lee draped across its pages. The often conservatively dressed Food Network star vamps it up for a piece on her "semi-homemade" success and home life with Governor Cuomo.
Perving on Paula
Meanwhile, Maxim selects its five hottest female chefs, and you'll never guess who gets top honors ...
Oh, sure, Giada and Padma make the list. But the pervs over at the lad mag save their dirtiest fantasies for Paula Deen: "Just imagining the slippery, sloppy butter-sex we'd have with Paula makes us ... hungry for a bacon-wrapped, beer batter-fried stick of butter, weirdly," writes the author (who is a woman, by the way).