NYC's 10 Weirdest Restaurants

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Hmmmm, will flying to Mars for dinner make me seasick?


There has always been an element of zaniness in the New York dining scene, ever since pretty girls started selling hot ears of buttered corn down on Delancey Street in the 19th century -- or maybe even before that, because a restaurant banquet earlier in the century featured guests enjoying an entire formal meal while seated on horseback.

Here, in order of increasing absurdity are the 10 restaurants that strike us as the strangest in the city's history. And whether the food was good or not was usually beside the point.


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10. Asti -- Every square inch of the walls was plastered with portraits of composers, librettists, singers, and other opera memorabilia. To pounding piano accompaniment, patrons in the crowded restaurant took turns leaping up and strolling around the room, belting out opera at ear-splitting volume; you might find yourself sitting through "The Toreador Song" from Carmen several times in a single evening. Yes, hundreds loved this Greenwich Village institution, where even the worst amateur singers were welcome, and where stars from the Met and City Opera sometimes made appearances -- but the food was mediocre at best, focusing on red-sauced Italian-American standards that led the 1997 Romac Report to exclaim, "Even an average cook can do better at home." And if you think enduring bad opera would make a fun evening, see how much of the video at the end of this countdown you can sit through. We're betting you don't make it past the singing pizza chef. 13 East 12th Street, 1925 to 2000


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9. Motown Café -- The year 1997 was the high point for what were then known as theme restaurants: tourist-oriented places where the décor and menu were contrived to provide an all-encompassing kitschy experience based on an entertainment-oriented theme. Few still exist today, but at one time the actual or contemplated restaurants of this sort in the city included Marvel Mania, Official All-Star Café, Planet Hollywood, the Hard Rock Café, Harley-Davidson Café, Soap Dish, Brooklyn Diner, Laugh Factory Funhouse, and the short-lived Motown Café. The latter dished up horrendous soul food, and was decorated with framed gold records, autographed musical instruments, and costumes mounted in cases. There was also a glittering, lip-synched floor show that provided the only break in the monotony of dining there. Scariest were the life-size wax effigies of performers living and dead, including a teenage Michael Jackson wearing a fringed leather jacket leaning over a second floor railing to snicker down at the diners below. And this was years before he almost dropped the baby from the balcony. 104 West 57th Street, late 1990s


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8. Village Barn -- In the years surrounding the First World War, the streets around Sheridan Square in Greenwich Village became thronged with restaurants descended from teahouses, where city dwellers and tourists alike would come to gawk at the anarchists, authors, practitioners of free love, socialists, kooks, and other bohemians who inhabited the neighborhood. In his book Appetite City, former New York Times restaurant critic William Grimes chronicled places whose names telegraphed their wackiness: the Purple Pup, the Wigwam, the Mad Hatter, the Pirate's Den, the Crumperie, and, most ambitious and long-lived of all, the Village Barn -- a huge, high-ceilinged space decorated with saddles, scythes, harnesses, and other farm implements. Patrons yodeled like heartsick cowboys late into the night, and doffed their hats and sport coats and square-danced to a hillbilly band. The place also staged nightly turtle races. A 1939 article cited by the blog Ephemeral New York observed, "The humor is rough and ready, the accents nasal, the costumes rural." The club closed in the mid-'60s and was soon thereafter rebuilt by Jimi Hendrix as Electric Lady Studios. 52 West 8th Street, 1930 to 1965 (dates approximate)


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Gizmo414
Gizmo414

In 1975 I was the construction supertendent who demolished the autopub resturant for the Reise Brothers. Two of the cars were suspended from the ceiling after lowering them and clearing out the tables and interior .I removed the storefront in the lower level and rolled out the cars. I arranged a cherry picker(sign truck with a boom) and two flat bed tow trucks. We hoisted out a 1909 Red Model T (called a runabout) a yellow Formual One race car, a Bristish Riley sports car, a Gaser Rail and a blue Dune Buggy these five were complete cars with engines.I have photos of the actual hoisting and myself and guys with the three best cars on site. I hired a mechanic and he had the Model T running in a week, I sold the Model T for $7500. A guy saw the Riley as it was swinging in the air on the boom" he said will you sell me that car" within 1/2 hour he came back and paid me $5000 on the spot for it. I was 25 years old then and that was a lot of money. The Model T today is worth $150,000 and the Riley twice that.Joe

esquared
esquared

If theme restaurants are making this list -- Mars 2112 and (#1) Ninja --  I think Jekyll and Hyde (the one in Midtown) should also be on this list, where they have ghoulish waiters and waitresses and scary animatronic shows. Or Hawaiian Tropic Zone, Bubba Gump.... And Ellen's Stardust Diner, where the waiters and waitresses sing Broadway tunes by patron's tableside.I also think that any of the current NYC trendy and gimmicky restaurants, such as the market/restaurant, i.e. Eataly, and restaurants that serves gold dust with their dish or oysters in Armand de Brignac champagne and pieces of broken bottle are weird.

Click This!
Click This!

I'm not clicking through 5 pages on what should be a 2 page story! "Done at 1" is my new motto! Or maybe, "F' the Rest. I Ain't Got Time!" Or perhaps, "Click This" with an arrow pointing to my groin!!

Joe DiStefano
Joe DiStefano

Surprised to see that Kurve did not make the kutt....was the decor too staid?

pschase
pschase

Twins must have been hilarious, sorry I missed it. There was a nightclub in the 90's that had a bunch of cars set up around the floor space, something like Autopub...

Douche_McGee
Douche_McGee

#7 - AutoPub - my mom took me there was I was 5 for my birthday.

lauren
lauren

got to 9:23...but then the bells came out! my ears still hurt from all that clanging.

Lothar
Lothar

Re: Asti video. Made it to 1:12, but then had urge to get drunk and scream at the cat in Italian.

Rsietsema
Rsietsema

Oh, your poor widdle finger! Pretend we're a fancy gym, and this is your digital exercise.

Rsietsema
Rsietsema

I'm kicking myself for not including Justine, the S/M restaurant of a few years ago. Should have made it top 12 or 13.

Rsietsema
Rsietsema

wish you had a picture --  i couldn't find any via Google Images

Douche_McGee
Douche_McGee

Me too. I just looked through all our old pics when I was visitng my mom back in August and I'm pretty sure there weren't any taken there unfortunately. My vist was in '78.

I only remember the booth we sat it was downstairs and I loved having to open the car door to get into the booth (it was an old style car door like on a model T) and it was a maroon color.

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