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How To Make Lunch Without Leaving the Office

By Robert Sietsema Wed., Aug. 29 2012 at 9:12 AM

Categories: Bad Food Jokes, Sietsema

And then make some coffee before returning to work.

[See More Bad Food Jokes: Toothpaste & Orange Juice Ice Cream | It Happened One Sunday Afternoon . . .]

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