Nick Offerman's Brilliant Slam Poem About Bacon

Categories: Absurdity

In case you missed it, Nick Offerman of Parks and Recreation offered us an awesome dramatic reading the other day. Favorite line:

The world is split into two halves / the bacon / and the bacon eaters.

Yes, of course, bacon is the muse of this Ron Swanson-esque performance. And there are bongos. Happy Friday!

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