Sriracha Lip Balm: Pucker Up for a Fiery Kiss

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Want to scare the crap out of surprise a special someone under the mistletoe this holiday? Try puckering up with Sriracha Lip Balm.

West Coast bacon impresarios, J&D Foods, and The Oatmeal have teamed up for the collaboration that promises to be "like making out with tasty napalm." The balm is also loaded with SPF 15 but, sadly, doesn't come with its own banh mi.

Hot lip seekers can purchase Sriracha Lip Balm through J&D Foods or The Oatmeal. [OC Weekly]

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Chef_Jay
Chef_Jay

@ValerieJOICO I haven't forgotten about meeting up to go eat...

Jumbybird
Jumbybird

Lets hope she kisses first and not... ahem... 

shadow
shadow

@MacCocktail glad you mentioned the sriracha bitters. i'd forgotten, but no longer: a bottle has been summoned!

LCShah
LCShah

@Chef_Jay Eeeeek! Good follow up to the caviar vending machine.

DennisPang
DennisPang

@vancougarmama haha no, it's hot sauce lip balm

DennisPang
DennisPang

@aaannie i put sriracha on everything!

DennisPang
DennisPang

@aaannie @baby__fee we all need this!

lisasososweet
lisasososweet

Absurd and wasteful.  The world needs less gimmicky garbage like this.  Buy Buddha Balm for lip balm and you will never waste another second looking for something better.  IT's the best and that's that.

wonsamm
wonsamm

Dude thats amazing, I gotta have one!

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SamPappySpiderman
SamPappySpiderman

Tell me I need the fire department.  If this is as close to a kiss as I get I'll have to thank somebody.

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