What Can You Do About the Coming Cicada Invasion? Eat them! (With Recipes)

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The common cicada, as it looks just before you eat it


Unless you've been hiding underground for the last few months, you probably already know that New York City is due for a cicada invasion. Indeed, the cicadas themselves have been concealed deep in the dirt as they've undergone their 17-year life cycle, and are only emerging for the purpose of having sex with other cicadas - which might make the coming infestation seem even more gross. Imagine a sky darkened with flying pests, splooging indiscriminantly from the skies. What can you do besides hiding in your apartment and waiting for the cicadas to leave? Eat them!


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Go ahead! Make an insect pizza.


Many have noted that, in the food-challenged world of the future, insects may become a primary food source. Indeed, there are few bugs more meaty than cicadas. Taxonomically speaking, they're classified as Tibicen linnei of the order Hemiptera. Also commonly known as locusts, they have lacy, transparent wings, an elongated proboscis, and bug-eyes on either side of their heads. Cicadas don't sting, but they often mistake human limbs for tree limbs, and can land on you and start sucking, though they won't do any real damage. Over 2,500 subspecies have been identified so far, and all are characterized by the loud buzzing sound they make, which can drive folks crazy.

If you want to really freak out, consider this quote from the Bible, Revelations Book 9:

Then from the smoke came locusts on the earth, and they were given power like the power of scorpions of the earth. They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any green plant or any tree, but only those people who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. They were allowed to torment them for five months, but not to kill them, and their torment was like the torment of a scorpion when it stings someone. And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them. In appearance the locusts were like horses prepared for battle: on their heads were what looked like crowns of gold; their faces were like human faces...


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In West Africa, cicadas are sometimes known as "desert shrimp."

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5 comments
Julio Amaro
Julio Amaro

In High School, I used to carry the in my front shirt pockets, and asked girls to feel my beating heart!!!

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

Seriously, what's the problem? It is just a bunch of freakin bugs for a few weeks. Relax, there are crazier things in the world.

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