"The Lost Dog" at Los Perros Locos is an Exercise in Absurdity

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James A. Foley
In this space, James A. Foley explores New York City's strangest sandwiches.

Los Perros Locos turns out a number of wacky menu items that redefine the traditional, all-American hot dog. But one particular selection is so strange that even calling it "loco" feels a bit like an exercise in restraint. More like "loquisimo," which translates loosely to "crazy maximized."

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That dog is the thoughtfully named El Perro Perdido--"the lost dog"--and it begins with a slice of inch-thick, deep-fried French toast, which is layered with an all-beef meat tube, smoked ham, melted Swiss cheese, and a drizzle of strawberry ancho jam. "Lost" here could imply that this dog took a wrong turn on its way from a county fair, made a quick detour through Mexican chile country, and sat for a long time at a highway diner in Texas before finding a lift to New York.

I asked the guy behind the counter if, by ordering a lost dog, I'd be getting the strangest thing on the menu. He confirmed, but noted that El Niño Loco--a hot dog topped with Kraft mac & cheese, Fritos, and ketchup--is pretty strange, too. My fiancée was with me, and she agreed to order that dog for comparison's sake. (She doesn't eat meat, though, so we paid $1 more for her Niño Loco to be made with a veggie dog.)

Her dog worked out pretty well. The corn chips gave it a requisite crunch, and ketchup is an agreeable condiment for Kraft macaroni and cheese and hot dogs alike, so having it all there in one package created a complementary flavor profile. Also: a Los Perros Locos veggie dog is remarkably convincing. Enough so that we had to ask the guys behind the counter to re-confirm that it really wasn't meat.

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James A. Foley
"El Nino Loco"
El Perro Perdido proved much stranger than corn chips and processed cheese, though. The first bite was downright confusing; oily, sweet fried bread met meat and cheese and finished off with hints of spicy strawberry flavor. It was not entirely unlike a Monte Cristo sandwich, where powered sugar and jam offer a similarly sweet contrast to smoked meat and cheese. And the French toast bun was not fluffy or eggy, but rather had a fried confectionery taste very similar to funnel cake.

I was expecting to find the whole experience pretty gut-wrenching, but I left with a different taste in my mouth. While the meal was heavy--and frankly, would have tasted a lot better if the hot dog were omitted entirely--it was intriguing enough to convince me that it's worth a repeat trip to try some of the other loco hot dog creations on the menu.

Ordering a Perro Perdido is sort of like willfully adopting a three-legged dog--it may not be the best choice, and some may question your judgment when so many more appealing dogs are up for grabs--but there's also a sense of adventure and nobility in the decision. Somebody has to do it, for the sake of absurdity and a good story.

And just like you can learn to love a three-legged dog, you can learn to love El Perro Perdido.



Location Info

Los Perros Locos

201 Allen St., New York, NY

Category: Restaurant


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