Mad About Barilla's Anti-Gay Stance? Four Things You Can Do Beyond a Boycott

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Barilla
But not if you're gay.

At this juncture in history, it's baffling that heads of companies continue to ostracize huge swaths of their customer bases by revealing themselves as raging bigots. But yesterday, Barilla became the newest member of this suicidal club when chairman Guido Barilla outed himself on Italian radio as a hatemongering homophobe, refusing to feature gay couples in his company's advertisements. If gays "don't like it then they will not eat it and they will eat another brand," he said.

And they will--Barilla backpedaled, but the boycott calls came swiftly and firmly from the gay community and supporters of LGBT rights. To which Fork in the Road says: Go get 'em! But if you'd like to do more to stick it to the man (OMG! Pun intended!), we have a few more suggestions for pro-gay extra credit.

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OneArmedMan
Mmm ... fagottini, our favorite gay pasta shape
Eat some gay pasta shapes
Farfalle, penne, fagottini--ever notice that pasta itself is kind of gay? Chow down on a phallic symbol or a dapper bow tie covered in white sauce, things Barilla actually makes for straights only (we'd recommend skipping those varieties, though). Lady-lovers might instead opt for gigli, which are shaped like flower-like woman parts.

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Gay-owned marinara sauce
Buy the Beekman 1802 Boys marinara sauce
Gay couple Brent Ridge and Josh Kilmer-Purcell own a farm in upstate New York that turns out, among many other things, marinara sauce. The guys built their lives into a lifestyle brand embraced by gays and straights alike, and as a bonus, they donate money to small American farms.


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