10 Great Hangover-Busting Meals for New Year's Day
Hey you! Yes, you there -- with the Ruinart Rosé Brut splashed across your front, vision blurred from tinted 2014 novelty glasses since smeared with, gosh, was that blue cheese foam? You look like you could use a good meal. Maybe you should get on that, once the ringing in your ears subsides, anyway. Whether it's a festive gathering or a solitary indulgence, it just feels right to greet the new year with a gustatory bang. Here are 10 solid options for ringing in 2014 with a belly full of hope, promise, and calories to undo what you did last night.
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10. Guy's American Kitchen & Bar, 220 East 44th Street, 646-532-4897
If you happen to wake up somewhere near the terrifying hell mouth that is Times Square around New Year's, follow that evil feeling in your gut and feast on some Donkey-sauced victuals from the neighborhood's resident Prince of Darkness. Like the person you may have spent your evening with, Fieri's food also looks better with prescription-strength beer (or booze) goggles. Keep that in mind when you're staring down a plate of General Tso's crispy pork shank.
9. Boqueria, 53 West 19th Street, 212-255-4160; 171 Spring Street, 212-343-4255
Both locations of Yann de Rochefort's venerable tapas dens are offering "Hair of the Dog" brunches featuring unlimited booze and small plates for $39 per person. Quench your dehydrated souls with mimosas and several varieties of sangria and take solace in eggs benedict punched up with serrano ham or hearty pork sausage and beans. Chef Marc Vidal also makes an excellent Spanish omelet with potatoes, onion, and chorizo.
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8. Wall & Water at Andaz Wall Street, 75 Wall Street, 212-699-1700
You don't have to be a wolf to enjoy this gimmicky brunch, where diners who show up in bathrobes get 50 percent off the $50 prix fixe, which includes bloody marys and hefty brunch fare like chicken and waffles or steak and eggs. Treat yourself like the pampered sonofabitch you always knew you were with complimentary massages and makeup application in a secluded "recovery den" adjacent to the restaurant. The power move here is to freeball it and show the owners why gimmicky brunches are a detriment to dining culture, but we can't deny that the promise of a free postprandial massage doesn't at least pique the interest of our inner hedonist.