Jesus Christ Popsicle Bars

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In celebration of New York Design Week, Brooklyn-based designer Sebastian Errazuriz created 100 "Christian Popsicles" made from the "frozen holy wine transformed into the blood of Christ."

As for the blood of Christ, the Chilean artist said the wine was "inadvertently blessed by the priest while turning wine into the blood of Christ during the Eucharist."

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A Cupcake-Filled Sausage

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We're hoping this tastes more appetizing than it looks. Introducing the Cupcakewurst, a cupcake-filled sausage.

According to the chef from The Cupcake Project: "It's a cross between a giant slippery noodle and a condom." The cupcakewurst is made with edible sausage casing and a cupcake batter. For an extra kick, she threw it on the grill and served it on a donut bun with raspberry jam.

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F. Scott Fitzgerald's Impossible Turkey Cocktail

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Carl Van Vechten
For weary food writers already thinking about how to tackle their annual Thanksgiving stories, Fitzgerald's list of 13 ridiculous ways to use leftover turkey will be especially dark and hilarious:

1. Turkey Cocktail: To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of angostura bitters. Shake.
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5 Fake Updates from GoogaMooga

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It's day 1 of GoogaMooga, Brooklyn's big food-meets-music fest this weekend. I am not there, though our correspondent Lauren Bloomberg is in the field and I look forward to hearing about her adventures. Meanwhile, here are five quick updates from @MoogaShmooga, the unofficial GoogaMooga parody feed:

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Fruits Grow Embossed With Juice Company's Logo

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Fruits are kind of amazing, and some will grow regardless of the space constraints put on them. Building on the old tradition of growing pears inside a glass bottle, Brazilian advertisers sealed developing tropical fruits in plastic molds that mimicked their clients' juice boxes. They later left them in fruit bins at various grocery stores and amazed the crap out of people.

It's really cool (and sad?) how the fruits will fill out the shape that's given them, in this case leaving the Camp logo embossed on their skins.

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Four-Year-Old Will Judge Ugly-Pancake Contest

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Nathan Shields lives in Saipan, where he posts sets of cool and often educational pancakes on his blog Saipancakes. Recently, after a good pancake went bad, he decided to accept submissions for failures from around the world.

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Man Makes Food Mummy Out of McDonalds, Trying to Get Sued

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Ben Campbell

Ben Campbell is taking food art to a whole other level. The Texan artist is in the process of creating an art show featuring a wide variety of work created with McDonald's food.

His goal: to get sued by the fast-food chain.

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Rock Stars Love Boring, Nutritious Food (Except for Courtney Love)

Categories: Absurdity

Ted Van Pelt
According to a story in Gourmet Live's new "Music Issue," rock stars now have the most boring diets of anyone you know (whole grains, ginger-infused water, potato chips in moderation). But if you read today's New York diet in Grub Street, Courtney Love comes to the rescue with suitably eccentric eating habits.

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Vintage Pea Pushers

Categories: Absurdity

Need an afternoon break? Watch Englishmen race peas along the ground with their noses in this Monty Python-esque footage from 1969. The crowds go wild! We can't think of anything sillier to do with a handful of peas. (But maybe we're not using our imaginations?)

Follow me @tejalrao or send me an email at trao@villagevoice.com. To keep up with all our food coverage follow @ForkintheRoadvv.

Vancouver Restaurant Wins World's Most Expensive Hot Dog Contest

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Mandy Jansen
Outside of DougieDog and up to no good
In a contest of overpriced hot dogs, New York City's Serendipity 3 has been unseated by Vancouver's DougieDog Hot Dogs, recently crowned the world's most expensive hot dog seller by Guinness World Records.

The restaurant's foot-long Dragon Dog, a bratwurst, is infused with 100-year-old Louis XIII cognac and topped with Kobe beef, lobster, truffles, and spices. This seemingly unappetizing combination brings the dish's price tag to $100.70.

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