The $2 shot turns out to be a very small mixed drink at 123BurgerShotBeer.Com. This one has the charming name of "Panty Dropper."

The siren song of the storefront is irresistible: It seems to suggest you'll be able to buy a burger for $1, a shot of hard liquor for $2, and a beer for $3. "Why is the beer the most expensive thing?" you wonder as you traipse into the darkened Hell's Kitchen sports bar.

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Talk about a quick fix. This spray will get you really drunk instantly without the after-effects of alcohol.

The product is called the WA|HH Quantum Sensations spray and it sends 0.075 milliliters of alcohol in vapor form immediately into the mouth. Designed by French designer Philippe Starck and Franco-American scientist David Edwards, it comes in the form of a aerosol can and users will feel instantly light-headed once the spray hits the mouth.

The effect is instantaneous and wears off as quickly as it came.

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Tonight's the night, devil worshippers, that you finally get your own hamburger.

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Lester's Fixins--a project of the Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops, LLC, a franchising operation founded in Camarillo, California--has recently released a soda pop, somewhat unbelievably, with a buffalo-chicken-wing flavor. Does that mean lots of vinegar? And spicy as hell? Probably not. The beverage is sweetened with sucrose and sold in 12-ounce bottles, partly through franchise locations in five states.

The soda joins a product line that also includes sweet corn, pumpkin pie, pb & j, coffee, and bacon sodas. Miraculously, no one seems to have thought of making cocktails with them yet. Individuals with beards and suspenders, take note.

The Lester's website also advises that they have a Snooki wild cherry soda in limited production.

Funny to find a food company focusing on intentionally absurd products. Still, if the bacon soda were to come further east, I'd like to give it a taste. Not sure about the buffalo-chicken-wing soda. Now they need a celery soda and a blue cheese soda to mix with it.

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Evan Swigart

Hangover Heaven, a bus and "hangover clinic" run by an anesthesiologist, is now treating patients in Las Vegas.

EMTs administer relief to patients in the form of branded medical cocktails. The $90 redemption package contains one bag of saline solution, vitamins, and anti-nausea medication.

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Pizza Hut Middle East

Three weeks ago, we showed you hot-dog-stuffed-crust pizzas. If you thought that was bad, check this out: Pizza Hut's Middle East division has released cheeseburger-ringed pizzas, which are smothered in cheese and meat. The company calls its new "royal masterpiece" the Crown Crust Burger. From the looks of it, it will probably set you back a couple thousand calories.

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The meat-bearing version

Yup, it's easy enough to broadcast your love of pizza by wearing a T-shirt that advertises your favorite parlor with an slogan or maybe a crude picture of a slice. There are even T-shirts that show an entire photo-realistic pie in convincing detail. But the above shirt, being flogged by the website pizzashirt.net, would allow you to lie down on a giant pie and blend in perfectly.

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Maybe we're living in the wrong country: The British rendition of Pizza Hut seems much more adventuresome in their pizza tinkerings. In this case, they've invented a pie with a hot dog, or maybe hot dogs, baked into the circumferential edge of the crust, known to cognoscenti as "The Bone."

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Renowned 60 Minutes cast member and respected journalist Mike Wallace passed away this past Saturday at the age of 93, after over 50 years as a TV journalist.

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At least, at $22.22 the Tebow sandwich is a comparative bargain. Bring two friends -- one a vegetarian -- and subdivide it. (The vegetarian gets the top part.)

Consider it a Judaic repudiation of Christianity, or maybe a revenge exacted by real New Yorkers on all those tourists who sashay into Katz's or the Second Avenue Deli and demand a pastrami sandwich with ketchup and mayo. (For aficionados, grainy mustard is the only acceptable condiment.)

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