Eat F-Cup Cookies, Watch Your Boobs Grow Like Chia Pets
Wednesday, Jan. 7 2009 @ 4:57PM
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Want an F-cup? Eat these cookies. I am very aware that eating cookies will make you...curvier, but this Japanese product claims that the curves will all end up on your boobs. Not only that, but the company makes big breast gum and coffee, too.
The boob-growing secret ingredient is apparently something called "pueraria mirifica," which the site says is a natural plant estrogen. Mmmmm. The cookies come in soy milk or pralines and chocolate versions.
And hey, right now the cookies are 20 percent off. It's a bad economy and all, you know, and you wouldn't want to do without your breast-enhancing cookies.
Should you order F-cup Cookies, the package will arrive printed in Japanese, so the website helpfully translates for you, including the fun fact that you shouldn't consume the cookies during pregnancy, breastfeeding or menstruation.
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arshed says:
Posted On: Wednesday, Jan. 7 2009 @ 5:55PM
dude says:
I bet they go well with...milk...mwahahh
Maybe a couple of JUGS of it? heheh
Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 8 2009 @ 9:57AM
Imtiaz khan says:
Are there any side effects of using F-Cup cookies? Did anybody try it? was there any problem later on, like during breast feeding or any internal pain or any disadvantage? did anyone face anything? Please reply and respond to it. Coz i wanna know before I try it.
Thanks & Cheers
sharon says:
if i smoke, will the f cup cookies still working
Nur Rashidah says:
You can try the http://flowerpod.com.sg/forums/Cup-Cookies-t65462.html
Posted On: Tuesday, Jun. 2 2009 @ 12:08PM
