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By Robert Sietsema, Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 8:00AM
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Categories: Food for Thought, Sietsema

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Every evening in the summer, the cupcake eaters descend on the West Village and make a beeline for the corner of Bleecker and West 11th, the home of Magnolia Bakery. This institution is credited with originating the cupcake trend, and has been celebrated in every major publication except The Village Voice. Its association with Sex and the City draws further patrons, intent on enjoying a tiny piece of stale cake surmounted by clouds of indifferent, pastel-colored frosting.

Which would be neither here nor there, except that these same hordes, once finished with their sugary indulgence, throw the packaging material directly on the ground, or toss it on top of already overflowing trash cans, for blocks in every direction, besmirching the neighborhood with boxes, tissues, coffee cups, and other material bearing the distinctive Magnolia Bakery logo.

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Magnolia Bakery is clearly a cash cow, having devised a brilliant business strategy for using a small storefront (it was previously a pet shop specializing in parrots), jamming it with employees who bake small portions of cake in mere minutes in convection ovens that dominate the space, and then frost them with an icing made from something called "butter solids"--I've seen the boxes. Patrons are so eager to get these cupcakes that they line up down the block and sometimes wait 15 or 20 minutes for a taste. Magnolia cupcakes are the culinary equivalent of meth, and eaters quickly become addicted.

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Comments (6)

just testing says:

Yuck!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 11:52AM
Bret says:

What a waste of packaging. Although I do love Magnolia, everytime I go there Im disgusted that they encourage you to put 2 cupcakes in a box you will throw away in 5 mins. Does anyone over there think of the unnecessary garbage being created thats killing our planet just for some stupid and useless boxes!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 1:17PM
Robert SietsemaAuthor Profile Page says:

Though I hate the cupcakes, I actually like the banana pudding. But it's awful to come home late at night from a gig and find waves of white trash (I'm referring to the packaging material) from Magnolia swamping the nabe.

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 2:39PM
Danny says:

I was sure that cupcakes were one of those mass hypnosis, trend-lemmings things that nyc seems to go overboard on every once in a while. Magnolia's in particular are so sickly sweet that I assumed it would be over quick. Damn but damn they have hung on and people somehow stand in line for the privilege of eating the sugar blobs that make it feel like your very soul needs a tooth brushing. It is embarrassing when people come from out of town and rightfully stumped as to why such place would be a "institution". It is their first step in learning that new yorker's actually don't have any better taste than the rest of the country. Actually worse, nowhere else would people stand in line for this crap.

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 3:42PM
Robert SietsemaAuthor Profile Page says:

A friend developed the theory that the people standing in line are from "broken homes," and that they never had mothers who baked boxed cake mixes for them, hence the almost-spiritual yearning for bad pastry.

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 3:51PM
Jennifer says:

I live right down the street from Magnolia, and I can assure you that the vast majority of its patrons aren't New Yorkers. So they don't give a shit that they're making a mess out of someone's neighborhood. They eat their cupcakes, dump the boxes, and pile back on the Sex and the City tour bus to head off to their next pathetic destination.

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 3:52PM

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