​Midtown Lunch brings the somewhat random news that Cyndi Lauper and Sharon Osbourne are at this very minute pretending to be waitresses at the Burger Heaven on 62nd and Lex. Apparently it's part of a charity event that's part of a publicity campaign for Celebrity Apprentice, a show with a reserved parking spot on the seventh level of hell. So if you're in the mood to stand in line in the cold for a $25 burger while pondering how society's reached this particular juncture, this could be your lucky day.