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The New Bone Hits the Box: Christmas Bon Appetit

By Robert Sietsema, Monday, Nov. 16 2009 @ 11:59AM
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The new Bon Appetit (we call it "The Bone") hit the mailbox today, and the cover was a head-scratcher.

To begin with, the cover was kinda scary, not quite as scary as the famous Gourmet "Frankenturkey" cover--which featured a dark, over-roasted turkey that looked like it had dark eye sockets on its breast--but scary nonetheless. The color scheme is way off, featuring midnight blue, dark brown, light blue, and a bronze overprinting as a fifth color (magazine designers, you know what I'm talking about). The metallic bronze makes it look like some sinsiter Gustav Klimt. There must be some Christmas spirit in the fresh red raspberries with green leaves, but where the hell are you going to get those at this time of the year?

Moreover, the pastry that's front and center, barely visible against the blue background, doesn't look Christmasey in the least. In fact, it doesn't even look good, even as a sop to chocoholics. The recipes bannered on the cover don't seem very exciting, either: maple-cranberry cheesecake? Lasagna for a crowd? (Isn't lasagna always for a crowd?)

If Bon Appetit is running for its life in front of a gang of Conde Nast triggermen, then this Xmas cover is a bad stumble.

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Comments (9)

lk says:

You didn't even mention the most ridiculous part: Mexican food for Hanukkah? What?

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 16 2009 @ 1:46PM
rsietsem says:

Thanks for pointing that out, Ik!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 16 2009 @ 2:01PM
Jill says:

Mine came without all that type, I wonder why - only the blue-green box describing the photo. Much cleaner. And that cake looks yummy.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 16 2009 @ 3:11PM
Robert SietsemaAuthor Profile Page says:

Hi Jill -- They must be experimenting with different covers, or maybe mine was intended to be used on the newsstand (I have a free promotional subscription). Either way, mine looks way too cluttered.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 16 2009 @ 4:18PM
actually says:

there are a bunch of mexican jews/spanish speaking jews so the mexican tinged hanukau is not the strange.

Shalom Mi Amigos!

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 17 2009 @ 10:35AM
rsietsema says:

True, actually, you can probably find Jews in every country in the world, but many prefer more traditional Hanukkah feasts, and Mexican seemed like a particular stretch on the part of a magazine desperate to attract attention.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 17 2009 @ 11:38AM
MarcellaD says:

Aren't those rasberries (not strawberries) on the cover? Not that you can find those either this time of year.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 18 2009 @ 1:20PM
Robert SietsemaAuthor Profile Page says:

You're quite right, MarcellaD, thanks for the correction. I'm fixing it right now. Never saw rasberries with the leaves attached before.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 18 2009 @ 2:32PM
MarcellaD says:

Maybe they're mint leaves? They don't quite look like rasberry leaves (and you're right that they're not usually attached to the rasberry). Anyway, it's a confusing cake, for sure!

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 18 2009 @ 4:33PM

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