Michael Anthony Allegedly Attacks Mom During Mets Game?

What that Jack Daniels guitar will do to a man...

Our next-door neighbor has a newsflash:

[Michael Anthony] was watching a New York Mets game in his family’s apartment on the night of July 28, 2007, when he began banging on the walls. At that point, his father came into the room and yelled at him to stop. . . as the defendant’s mother attempted to intercede, the defendant allegedly pushed her and stabbed her once in the head with a knife. [His mother] then ran into the bedroom, where the defendant allegedly struck her several times in the head with a twenty-pound barbell.

Whoops. Wrong one.