Intertrend Crib Notes: Radiohead's New Album, Van Halen, Feist

STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW TO BE A RESPONSIBLE MONDAY-MORN WEB DRIVER

RADIOHEAD NEW ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT! YAHHHHHAGGGGGGGHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOARGGGGGGGGGGGGGAJJJJJJHJ YYYYYYAAAAAAAAHAYYYYY!
The only non-obit "breaking news" that would ever make every professional music blogger on the planet post on a lazy Sunday.
Even the Meg White "sex tape" could wait until Monday morning. [Official Radiohead In Rainbows Store]

Wolfie is the new Jack Osbourne
Van Halen kicks off reunion tour, does not fight onstage. Yet.
Meanwhile Gary Cherone rocks "Talentfest 2007" at Malden High School with his Who tribute project SlipKid. [SlipKid's MySpace blog]

Animal Collective
Saw Ed from Grizzly Bear drinking at the Alligator Lounge in Williamsburg late Saturday night.
Next week he'll be at Monkey Town.

Hater's Spit
Perez Hilton wages Britney Spears iTunes boycott by telling his millions of visitors a day to buy Feist's "1234" instead.
Singing that song about semen always did make Leslie a prime candidate for getting a penis drawn on her face. [Perez Hilton]

No Homo
Andy Samberg makes love song for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
You're in New York now, baby!