iVoice: American Idol, the IM Chat

By Camille Dodero Fri., Feb. 22 2008 at 12:45 PM

Categories: American Idol, iVoice

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	Online Host Welcome to the American Idol Season Chatroom!
	SeacrestDSV: Welcome to season 7 of YOUR... ah-MER-ican Idol! Up next singing Stevie Wonder is [Douchebag Contestant]!
	DouchebagContestant: um i chose stevie wonder because um i always grew up listening to him and my mom used to play his records this was in 1998
	DouchebagContestant: tonight for my audition i will delve deep into his discography and sing "higher ground"
	Online Host Week 2
	SeacrestDSV: Welcome to Sixties Week on American Idol! Up next, this guy!
	DouchebagContestant: the sixties were an exciting and important time so i've chosen "fingertips part 2" by little stevie wonder
	DouchebagContestant: /butchers Little Stevie Wonder
	abdul_the_butcher: /bursts into tears
	Online Host Week 3
	DouchebagContestant: for Hits of the Seventies Week i've chosen "you are the sunshine of my life" by stevie wonder, because i think he is a great musician
	JustAight4Me: I DON'T KNOW DOG STEVIE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MUSICIANS EVAAAH DOG
	DouchebagContestant: /destroys Stevie Wonder
	JustAight4Me: THAT WAS THE BOMMMM DUDE!!
	Online Host Week 5
	SeacrestDSV: Paula! What did you think of (this guy)'s performance tonight on Eighties Week?
	abdul_the_butcher: you know, Stevie Wonder is one of the best singers of all times and I don't think I've ever heard Ebony and Ivory sound like that!
	JustAight4Me: IT WAS A LITTLE PITCHY LITTLE PITCHY IN PARTS BUT YOU MADE IT YOUR OWN
	DouchebagContestant: /does the cabbage-patch, or something equally asinine
	SeacrestDSV: Simon!
	CowellHeartedSnake: I thought
	Audience: BOOOOOOO
	Online Host Week 8
	DouchebagContestant: /just obliterates the shit out of Stevie Wonder
	SeacrestDSV: so tell us about your father
	DouchebagContestant: he is dead
	Audience: /break own fingers voting for DouchebagContestant
	Online Host Week 35
	DouchebagContestant: for "anything except stevie wonder week" i chose to sing "higher ground" by the red hot chili peppers, but i'm gonna give it a raw, bluesier funk sound
	Online Host Season Finale
	LargeWonder: where am I
	DouchebagContestant: /lays on piano, plays harmonica
	LargeWonder: someone help me
	DouchebagContestant: /claps hands emphatically with black choir
	SeacrestDSV: Goodnight, everybody!

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