iVoice: American Idol, the IM Chat


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Welcome to the American Idol Season Chatroom!


SeacrestDSV: Welcome to season 7 of YOUR... ah-MER-ican Idol! Up next singing Stevie Wonder is [Douchebag Contestant]!


DouchebagContestant: um i chose stevie wonder because um i always grew up listening to him and my mom used to play his records

this was in 1998


DouchebagContestant: tonight for my audition i will delve deep into his discography and sing "higher ground"


**Online Host**
Week 2


SeacrestDSV: Welcome to Sixties Week on American Idol! Up next, this guy!


DouchebagContestant: the sixties were an exciting and important time so i've chosen "fingertips part 2" by little stevie wonder


DouchebagContestant: /butchers Little Stevie Wonder


abdul_the_butcher: /bursts into tears


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Week 3


DouchebagContestant: for Hits of the Seventies Week i've chosen "you are the sunshine of my life" by stevie wonder, because i think he is a great musician


JustAight4Me: I DON'T KNOW DOG STEVIE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MUSICIANS EVAAAH DOG


DouchebagContestant: /destroys Stevie Wonder


JustAight4Me: THAT WAS THE BOMMMM DUDE!!


**Online Host**
Week 5


SeacrestDSV: Paula! What did you think of (this guy)'s performance tonight on Eighties Week?


abdul_the_butcher: you know, Stevie Wonder is one of the best singers of all times and I don't think I've ever heard Ebony and Ivory sound like that!


JustAight4Me: IT WAS A LITTLE PITCHY LITTLE PITCHY IN PARTS BUT YOU MADE IT YOUR OWN


DouchebagContestant: /does the cabbage-patch, or something equally asinine


SeacrestDSV: Simon!


CowellHeartedSnake: I thought


Audience: BOOOOOOO


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Week 8


DouchebagContestant: /just obliterates the shit out of Stevie Wonder


SeacrestDSV: so tell us about your father


DouchebagContestant: he is dead


Audience: /break own fingers voting for DouchebagContestant


**Online Host**
Week 35


DouchebagContestant: for "anything except stevie wonder week" i chose to sing "higher ground" by the red hot chili peppers, but i'm gonna give it a raw, bluesier funk sound


**Online Host**
Season Finale

LargeWonder: where am I
DouchebagContestant: /lays on piano, plays harmonica
LargeWonder: someone help me
DouchebagContestant: /claps hands emphatically with black choir
SeacrestDSV: Goodnight, everybody!
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