iVoice: Hannah Montana in 3D, the IM Chat


**Online Host**
Welcome to the Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best Of Both Worlds Concert Chatroom Featuring Special Guests the Jonas Brothers Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain in Disney Digital 3-D!
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MileyCoyote: HAY EVERYBODY HOW Y'ALL FEELIN TONIGHT!?!


ScreamingKids: AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAH


MileyCoyote: WHO HERE LIKES FRIENDSHIP?


ScreamingKids: AAAAAH


MileyCoyote: I LIKE FRIENDSHIP TRUE, I HAVE TRUE FRIENDS, HERE IS A SONG I WROTE ABOUT IT WANT TO HEAR IT HERE IT GOES


ScreamingKids: AAAAAH SHE'S JUST LIKE US


MileyCoyote: AY YAI YAI OH AY YAI

YIIIIIIIII


JonasJoplin: /points walking stick toward camera


SaulJonas: /throws tomatoes at screen


Joenas: /haha wait what the fuck is wrong with this guy


MileyCoyote: WHOA WHOA

BEST FRIENDS


ScreamingKids: /EXPLODE


MileyCoyote: THANKS EVERYBODY! I LOVE YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL SO GREAT! ESPECIALLY...

/points finger at screen in THREE DEEEE

YOUUUUU


**Online Host**
A Hannah Montana graphic spins in place for several minutes


MileyCoyote: /emerges from disco ball wearing slightly different wig


ScreamingKids: who is this supposed to be?


ScreamingKids: THAT'S STILL HANNAH MONTANA OH GOD SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA


MileyCoyote: Ssssh! No one can know my terrible secret!


MileyCoyote: UP NEXT IS A SONG ABOUT THE DICHOTOMY OF MAN


MileyCoyote: AND FURTHERMORE ABOUT HOW I AM A NORMAL GIRL YET A POP STAR AT THE SAME TIME

BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY OKAY?


ScreamingKids: WE ARE ALL FIVE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN JUST SING THE SONGS


MileyCoyote: /is suddenly surrounded by multiracial 19 year olds

WHOA WHOA YEAH


JonasJoplin: /executes worst possible David Lee Roth jumpkick


SaulJonas: /plays guitar
/bounces in a circle like he saw Pete Wentz do once on episode of Cribs


Joenas: /<<--no seriously look at this guy


MileyCoyote: MMMHM YEAH YEAH

LISTENING TO YOUR PARENTS


ScreamingKids: /have religious experience


MileyCoyote: /sucks in stomach
/pouts lips
/opens eyes as wide as possible

/holds camera two feet above head


**Online Host**
MileyCoyote has taken a sincere MySpace photo (of her nipple).


ScreamingKids: /are sent on a 20-year journey of sexual discovery that ends with an unwanted pregnancy and at least two tours in the Army


JonasJoplin: /makes 30 million dollars for Disney


PaulJonas: /is blinded by the light of God during a trip to Damascus

Joenas: /kicks own ass
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