iVoice: A Place To Bury Strangers IM Chat

By Camille Dodero Fri., Mar. 21 2008 at 8:00 AM

Categories: A Place to Bury Strangers, Jon Bois, New Yorkers, iVoice

Pin It

A Place to Bury Strangers plays the Music Hall of Williamsburg this Saturday, March 22 with Holy Fuck. Ticket info here.

	OnlineHost Welcome to Apartment Building Chat!
	larry: Come on, I'm going to show you around the city!
	balki: but cousin i am not from this country! my naivete and poor mastery of english will result in hilralrious misunderstandings!
	oliver_ackermann: /gets off elevator Oh, hey! I don't think I've met you guys yet. I'm Oliver, I just moved in. I'm in this band called--
	larry: AAAAAAHH
	balki: aaaaaaa
	OnlineHost larry and balki have left the chatroom.
	oliver_ackermann: sigh
	OnlineHost Welcome to Bedford Ave Bodega Chat!
	cashier: ... where are your brothers and sisters?
	kevin_mccallister: I'm an only child.
	cashier: Well where do you live?
	kevin_mccallister: I can't tell you that.
	cashier: Why not?
	kevin_mccallister: cush you're a shtranger
	oliver_ackermann: /walks up to counter A box of Camel Lights, please.
	cashier: AAAAAAAHHH /runs away
	oliver_ackermann: sigh
	OnlineHost Welcome to Spoonbill & Sugartown Booksellers Chat!
	oliver_ackermann: /finds "absurdist fiction" shelf Oh, neat! I haven't read this one yet!
	oliver_ackermann: /picks up book
	albert_camus_novel: AAAAAAHH /grows legs, runs away
	oliver_ackermann: sighhhhhhhhh
	oliver_ackermann: /checks watch welp
	OnlineHost Welcome to Music Hall of Williamsburg Chat!
	oliver_ackermann: /takes stage WHAT'S UP BROOKLYN
	fog_machine: /whoooooooooosh
	crowd: WOOOOOO IT'S THE LOUDEST FUCKIN BAND IN NEW YORK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
	oliver_ackermann: Thank you! Thank you so much! This means a lot. . . it's been a hard day.
	crowd: IT'S OKAY, APTBS!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!
	oliver_ackermann: and ... and you don't mind if I find a place to bury you?
	crowd: ... WHAT
	oliver_ackermann: /produces shovel, truncheon well, i mean, that's sort of our thing
	crowd: HOLY FUCK
	oliver_ackermann: Yeah, we were really honored to have them tour with us. So who's first? Clear a pit, everybody!
	crowd: /weeps
	oliver_ackermann: god damn the noise-rock scene is fuckin dead.
	oliver_ackermann: this really isn't what I meant by "death by audio." guess i won't need this /drops truncheon

ProgressiveBoink.com
jonbois@gmail.com

PREVIOUS iVOICE CHATS
>Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson, Colbie Caillat Chat
>American Idol, the IM Chat!
>Nellie MacKay, the IM Chat!
>Hannah Montana in 3D, the IM Chat!
>Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, the IM Chat!
>Rivers Cuomo Time-Travel Chat!
>Thom Yorke Responds to Radiohead's Pazz & Jop Loss!
>SECRET THOM YORKE IN RAINBOWS CHAT INTERCEPTED!!!
>THE MAN BEHIND THE OiNK INVESTIGATION
>Regina Spektor's Songwriting Secrets
>Iron & Wine Live-Show Chat Recap
>Wheatus Live-Show Chat
>Andrew Bird at Beacon Theater Soundcheck

Like this Story?

Sign up for the Music Newsletter: (Sent out every Thursday) Keep your thumb on the local music scene with music features, additional online music listings and show picks. We'll also send special ticket offers and music promotions available only to our Music Newsletter subscribers.