iVoice: Sean Kingston "Dake You Dere" IM Chat

By Camille Dodero Mon., Mar. 24 2008 at 9:00 AM

Categories: Brandon Stroud, iVoice

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	OnlineHost Welcome to Sean Kingston's Travel Service Chat!
	KingstonZissou: YO!! WHAT A GWANN!!!! HO!!! SEAN KINGSTON!!! J.R.!!!!!
	Shorty: Sean honey I need you to stop shouting declaratively for a second and help me finalize these vacation plans.
	Shorty: Do you have any ideas? Where are you going to take me?
	KingstonZissou: we could go to the tropics, sip piña coladas, shordy I could dake you dere
	Shorty: Hey, that sounds pretty nice! A beach vacation!
	KingstonZissou: or we can go to the slums where killers get hung, shordy I could dake you dere
	Shorty: uh, what
	KingstonZissou: you know I could dake yaaaa
	Shorty: I do not want to go where killers get hung for vacation
	KingstonZissou: Babe it's up to you, it's whatever you like I'm known in the ghetto
	Shorty: the ghetto where they kill killers you mean
	KingstonZissou: Baby girl I know it's rough but come wit me, we can dake a trip to da hood, it's no problem girl it's my city I could dake you dere
	KingstonZissou: these are Jamaican hoods of course so they differ significantly from your common American hood
	KingstonZissou: Little kid wit guns only 15 roamin' the streets up to no good. When gun shots just watch us, run quickly, I could show you where
	KingstonZissou: in fact I've got a map which spotlights a lot of great places to quickly run when the 15 year olds start firing at us
	KingstonZissou: or, I mean, we could go to paradise if that is more of the fun day out you are looking for
	Shorty: hmm, let me think so the killers, they get hung you say
	KingstonZissou: yes absolutely
	Shorty: and the 15 year olds will shoot as us indiscriminately if they are not aware of us whilst in the hood, correct
	KingstonZissou: yes but I am a celebrity so they will probably not shoot me, or you by proxy
	Shorty: and if by some chance I do see them kill somebody I will also see them hung
	KingstonZissou: almost definitely
	Shorty: Ugh, hold on a sec . . . how did you date this guy for so long?
	boring_and_natasha: I keep comin' back to him 'cause I'll never find a love like this!
	Shorty: Really? What causes that, specifically?
	boring_and_natasha: a unique and cosmically specific bond between people who- no sorry I mean "he was cool back in high school." that's as far as I can get into that song without vomiting
	boring_and_natasha: but if you're discussing vacations, I recommend the slums for all their great killer hangings

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