iVoice: Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova Re-Enact Once Live

By Village Voice contributor Mon., May 19 2008 at 12:54 PM

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The Swell Season play Radio City Hall tonight, May 19. Tickets are sold out.

	OnlineHost Welcome to Swell Season Concert Chat!
	crowd: DO "ONCE"
	hansard_prayers: what
	crowd: C'MON C'MON DO "ONCE"
	IrglovaMarketEconomy : wh- i'm not sure what that means exactly
	crowd: ONCE! ONCE! ONCE!
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: Um? All right. /drags vacuum cleaner out of green room
	hansard_prayers: Hi. I am a vacuum guy.
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: You sing good. Fix my vacuum.
	hansard_prayers: Okay.
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: Can I ride your motorcycle?
	hansard_prayers: No.
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: Bye.
	hansard_prayers: /mails piano
	crowd: THAT WAS BORING
	hansard_prayers: That was pretty much the movie.
	crowd: MAKE IT BETTER
	hansard_prayers: What? All right. All right, fine. Come on, honey, let's do it again.
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: what
	hansard_prayers: Come on, just follow my lead. We'll need some help with this. Please welcome our violinist, Colm Mac Con Iomaire.
	mac_con_cheese: /waves to crowd
	hansard_prayers: Okay, from the top. Hi. I am a vacuum guy.
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: You sing good. Fix my vacuum.
	mac_con_cheese: Not so fast you freaking tool. Say your prayers. I am going to steal your freaking vacuum and run away into the Wilderness.
	hansard_prayers: Uh pfff hahaha We are not but meager townsfolk going about our business! How dare you!
	mac_con_cheese: /points violin Who's the man with the gun now? Freaking give me the vacuum. I am a bad guy. I became a bad guy because of a horrible accident gone wrong.
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: Oh my gosh! What accident was that!
	mac_con_cheese: I drowned in a humongous ocean. Now give me the vacuum unless you want to know the Way of the Gun.
	hansard_prayers: /karate chop
	mac_con_cheese: AAAAAGGH /pratfalls around stage, knocks over drum kit
	hansard_prayers: Remember a second ago, when you were telling me about your gun? Well I karate chopped you, Man vs. Gun. Irony. A taste of your own medicine.
	mac_con_cheese: /dies
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: He got his just dessert. Come on, honey, let's go play instruments.
	hansard_prayers: I can't. I am forever scarred by the Evil.
	crowd: ...
	crowd: /thunderous applause
	hansard_prayers: You're shitting me.
	IrglovaMarketEconomy: All right, sequel time. What do we call it?
	hansard_prayers: "Once 2: The Revenge Of-- wait, what was the name of the guy who stole my guitar case at the beginning

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