iVoice: Paramore Hosts MTV Hits!

**Online Host**
Welcome to the MTV HITS Chatroom!

HayleysComment: Hi, I'm Hayley!

FarrosTomb: I'm either Zac or Josh!

LetMyPeopleGo: I think I'm Josh, but I could be Zac!

KingJeremyTheWicked: i haven't been in the band for like three years but nobody notices because i am invisible and no one has ever looked at me

HayleysComment: and we're PARAMORE~! Thanks for peepin' in and tunin' out our Hit List here on MTV Hits!

HayleysComment: for those of you who aren't familiar with us, we're a rock and roll band who sings about rock and roll and has subtle Christian rock foundations

HayleysComment: so of course the first video on our hit list is "Lollipop" by Lil' Wayne

FarrosTomb: snicker snicker

HayleysComment: Lil' Wayne is a great artist and we like to dance to his musics

LetMyPeopleGo: /throws up horns randomly

**Online Host**
Welcome to the Lil' Wayne Video Chatroom!

LilAbner: /raps into a didgeridoo

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EnormousBlackAss: *shakes*

LilAbner: back it up like erp erp

EnormousBlackAss: like what

**Online Host**
35 minute commercial break has entered the chatroom!

HayleysComment: ...welcome back everybody, we're Paramore and thanks for watchin' our video hit list...

LetMyPeopleGo: /laughs to self for no reason

HayleysComment: we have an album called "RIOT" with an exclamation point, so our next choice is Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body"

HayleysComment: listening to Mariah's music has taught me a lot as a song writer

HayleysComment: like in the song crushcrushcrush when I say " Just the one, two I was just counting on"

FarrosTomb: oh yeah, what was the original line again?

HayleysComment: "Just like the one, three I was just counting on"

FarrosTomb: we have really grown as a band

LetMyPeopleGo: /throws up horns just before camera cuts away

CashAndCarey: nay hoooo
nay hooo ooo ooo

/sings for several minutes before the music starts

CashAndCarey: If it's a camera up in here then it's gonna leave wit me when I, do! I, do!

If it's a camera up in here then I best not catch this flick on You, Tube! You, Tube!

CashAndCarey: An I might consider downloadin' the torrent if I can find it on Ask Jeeves and depending on how much time and bandwidth my schedule and computer allow me

baby

CashAndCarey: oooh, touch my body

**Online Host**
The Mariah Carey Video Chatroom is followed by an hour and 15 minutes of the same advertisement for Real World: Hollywood on loop.

KingJeremyTheWicked: can anyone hear me

hello

HayleysComment: Up next is *my* favorite video evar, which is, as our fans know, "Whatever Video MTV Wants Us To Play"

enjoy

LetMyPeopleGo: /HORNSSSS

HayleysComment: For the last video, the guys in the band said they wanted something high fantasy, because too many videos are just people playing concerts or walking around