iVoice: Paramore Hosts MTV Hits!

By Village Voice contributor Tue., May 27 2008 at 8:00 AM

Categories: Brandon Stroud, iVoice

	Online Host Welcome to the MTV HITS Chatroom!
	HayleysComment: Hi, I'm Hayley!
	FarrosTomb: I'm either Zac or Josh!
	LetMyPeopleGo: I think I'm Josh, but I could be Zac!
	KingJeremyTheWicked: i haven't been in the band for like three years but nobody notices because i am invisible and no one has ever looked at me
	HayleysComment: and we're PARAMORE~! Thanks for peepin' in and tunin' out our Hit List here on MTV Hits!
	HayleysComment: for those of you who aren't familiar with us, we're a rock and roll band who sings about rock and roll and has subtle Christian rock foundations
	HayleysComment: so of course the first video on our hit list is "Lollipop" by Lil' Wayne
	FarrosTomb: snicker snicker
	HayleysComment: Lil' Wayne is a great artist and we like to dance to his musics
	LetMyPeopleGo: /throws up horns randomly
	Online Host Welcome to the Lil' Wayne Video Chatroom!
	LilAbner: /raps into a didgeridoo blip blip blip blip blip blip like a lawlly pot blip blip blip blip blip blip like a lawlly pot
	EnormousBlackAss: shakes
	LilAbner: back it up like erp erp
	EnormousBlackAss: like what
	Online Host 35 minute commercial break has entered the chatroom!
	HayleysComment: ...welcome back everybody, we're Paramore and thanks for watchin' our video hit list...
	LetMyPeopleGo: /laughs to self for no reason
	HayleysComment: we have an album called "RIOT" with an exclamation point, so our next choice is Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body"
	HayleysComment: listening to Mariah's music has taught me a lot as a song writer
	HayleysComment: like in the song crushcrushcrush when I say " Just the one, two I was just counting on"
	FarrosTomb: oh yeah, what was the original line again?
	HayleysComment: "Just like the one, three I was just counting on"
	FarrosTomb: we have really grown as a band
	LetMyPeopleGo: /throws up horns just before camera cuts away
	Online Host Welcome to the Mariah Carey Video Chatroom!
	CashAndCarey: nay hoooo nay hooo ooo ooo /sings for several minutes before the music starts
	CashAndCarey: If it's a camera up in here then it's gonna leave wit me when I, do! I, do! If it's a camera up in here then I best not catch this flick on You, Tube! You, Tube!
	CashAndCarey: And then I'm gonna check Dailymotion and search for random criteria just to make sure my boo is true
	CashAndCarey: An I might consider downloadin' the torrent if I can find it on Ask Jeeves and depending on how much time and bandwidth my schedule and computer allow me baby
	CashAndCarey: oooh, touch my body
	Online Host The Mariah Carey Video Chatroom is followed by an hour and 15 minutes of the same advertisement for Real World: Hollywood on loop.
	HayleysComment: Welcome back, this is Hayley from Paramore and you're watching our Hit List on MTV Hits!
	FarrosTomb: /cannot possibly take life seriously
	KingJeremyTheWicked: can anyone hear me hello
	HayleysComment: Up next is my favorite video evar, which is, as our fans know, "Whatever Video MTV Wants Us To Play" enjoy
	LetMyPeopleGo: /HORNSSSS
	Online Host Welcome to the, uh, let's say, "Natasha Bedingfield Video Chatroom" !
	boring_and_natasha: /farts into a microphone for 4 1/2 minutes
	Online Host Welcome back!
	HayleysComment: For the last video, the guys in the band said they wanted something high fantasy, because too many videos are just people playing concerts or walking around
	HayleysComment: so, for the most random unthinkable series of events possible in a video, please to enjoy "Don't Speak" by No Doubt