iVoice: A Night Out With Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

By Village Voice contributor Mon., Jun. 9 2008 at 6:17 PM

Categories: Brandon Stroud, iVoice

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	RonsonPinchot: aw man, i've got this cigarette in my hand but i don't know what to do with it
	LiloAndStench: snort it
	RonsonPinchot: i tried, but it don't bend in the middle so it was just stickin half way out my nose
	LiloAndStench: then just smoke it, baby
	RonsonPinchot: but that seems too committal, like i'm bein passionate about the things i like
	LiloAndStench: what if you wet the end and stick it to the bottom of your lip so it dangles there unlit all night
	LiloAndStench: that way you look like a cool smoker AND you look so fucked up that you can't even smoke properly
	RonsonPinchot: baby you are my multiverse /makes out
	LiloAndStench: /makes out in most disconnected way imaginable
	Online Host RonsonPinchot and LiloAndStench have been photographed 450,000 times.
	RonsonPinchot: baby, do you think we should come out about our relationship
	LiloAndStench: which relationship
	RonsonPinchot: i dunno
	RonsonPinchot: wait
	LiloAndStench: what's there to explain? i never had a proper childhood thanks to my stage mom and broken home, and you have drank 65 PBRs in the last 30 minutes
	LiloAndStench: we're just havin' fun, doin' what we wanna do woooo
	RonsonPinchot: wooooo /pretends to "D.J."
	LiloAndStench: if we die tonight least we did what we wan'ned to do! now how bout you!
	RonsonPinchot: wooo, all right freedome from consequence
	LiloAndStench: three cheers for satanism!!
	RonsonPinchot: /"does" "drugs"
	LiloAndStench: /ages six or seven more years
	Online Host HereComesTheMark has entered the chatroom.
	HereComesTheMark: hey ladies, i just wanted to pop in to show you my awesome new hat, it's-
	HereComesTheMark: aw, are you wearing the same hat
	RonsonPinchot: i'm not wearing a hat
	HereComesTheMark: hey, i like what your mouth is doing with that cigarette, that looks pretty cool
	LiloAndStench: ew gah roas is that a boy, ugh, boys are gah roas
	LiloAndStench: hey baby what're you up to after the show
	HereComesTheMark: i'm buying a bunch of saran wrap and making amy winehouse sing doo-wop music into a megaphone
	HereComesTheMark: and uh, those things have nothing to do with each other
	RonsonPinchot: hey watch this /puts fingertrips on vinyl record
	HereComesTheMark: whoaaaa, when did you learn to DJ
	RonsonPinchot: bitch i am so fucken good at dj /puts hands on outside of headphones
	HereComesTheMark: welp, looks like you two have things under control here, i've got to take off have a nice night
	LiloAndStench: don't tell me what to do!

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