New Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. Leaks, To Spectacular Effect

Not that we'll point you anywhere in particular to find it, but the Black Eyed Peas' new The E.N.D. has very much leaked onto the internet, in a blaze of bar mitzvah jams ("I Gotta Feeling" is gonna own), randomly French rave synths ("Ed Banger compilation Volume 3," said one friend yesterday), goofy Century 3000 jock jams, maddening ringtone rap (uh, "Ring-a-Ling"), and a song called "Electric City," on which Fergie rhymes "dildo" with "do re mi fa so la ti do." Seriously. Skip CNN-hologram jam "One Tribe" and you'll do better than fine.