Jelly NYC Pool Party Addendum: Leave Your Pink Uggs, Cargo Shorts at Home
In a blow to snake-handlers everywhere, Jelly NYC has posted this entertaining graphic of prohibited material for this year's slate of free Sunday-afternoon shows in Williamsburg. Banned items include grenades, machine guns, syringes, throwing stars, bald eagles, and--showing that the series is determined to move forward from the sybaritic, sunburned, and tattooed follies of its McCarren Park Pool past--cargo shorts, Uggs, and magic wands, the triple bane of eyeballs everywhere. If you need an enforcer, Jelly NYC, you know where to find us. Day or night!