Tonight! Girls, Fuck Buttons, Noah and the Whale
Might not be XXX or nothin' but, y'know, nudity.
Man, if you really wanna one-up all those chumps lucky enough to have tickets for Girls/Real Estate Friday night at Bowery Ballroom, you'd head out to see 'em at Maxwell's in Hoboken tonight, except that show is sold out too, so forget I said anything.
Hot-shit noise duo Fuck Buttons (the profanity thing is infectious) are at Bowery Ballroom with Growing; their set is more or less the noisy game of Battleship you will ever witness in your life. Bring earplugs to be open-minded.
Finally, in the perhaps unlikely event that you had tickets to Green Jelly -- yes, I mean that Green Jelly -- at (le) poisson rouge, I regret to inform you that it's cancelled. I, for one, am shocked that those guys are unreliable.