Rihanna, Young Jeezy, Pink Tanks, Desert: The "Hard" Video to End All Videos Ever

Also featured: A military helmet modified with Mickey Mouse ears, what may or may not be a huge beaver tail, automatic weapons fire, a blatant visual comment about poorly endowed men, and simulated toplessness--flesh colored top, plus nipple duct tape, which..? For context, Jeezy is in full commando regalia and still looks like he's lounging on the block, compared to everyone else's gear here. The song is still great, too, for whatever that's worth. How did they fuck this record up again? [MTVU]