Famous R&B Sex God D'Angelo Asks Cop for Blowjob

​How the man who basically invented the pubic bone as a male bodypart found himself aimlessly cruising the West Village in an SUV containing $12,000--and, presumably, a tremendous amount of sadness--at 2:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning, offering an undercover lady cop $40 in exchange for a little fellatio, we will never know. He's in jail now, or was over the weekend, anyway. The '90s in me says he could pretty much just project the "How Does It Feel" video onto the nearest wall and it would be wrap for any woman standing in the vicinity, but maybe things have changed? [NYP]