You Will Have to Wait Until Lil Wayne Gets Out of Jail to Get His Autograph

​Though it may have been a decent way to for Wayne to while away the days in prison, and though the mind boggles at the prison economy that could've sprung up around Lil Wayne signatures (that's worth like a box of cigarettes at least, right?), alas, it is not to be. TMZ reports that Wayne has been instructed to sign no autographs whatsoever while at Rikers. "Lil Wayne is not a celebrity in here," said a jail rep. That's not true, but you could see why they keep saying it. [TMZ]