Crystal Castles Rush-Release New Record This Friday, Triggering A Lamentable Pun
Last week, a leak from an ash-hole (Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano) forced the Crystal Castles to cancel and reschedule a London live date. Today, NME is reporting, a leak from an asshole has compelled the duo to rush-release their self-titled new album, originally slated for June but now spreading like a cloud plume all over the Internet, and thus now officially available digitally this Friday. Sometimes horrible puns write themselves, folks. Be sure to tip your waitresses.