Chink Floyd Are Upset They Didn't Win Our "Worst Band Name In New York" Contest, Which Is A Valid Point
Fans of this blog's particularly half-assed antagonistic schemes will recall last week's electrifying conclusion to our annual (?!) Worst Band Name in New York contest, won in its inaugural (??!!) year by Ching Chong Song. We have since received, via email, an official objection to this result. By a band named Chink Floyd.
Let 'er rip:
WE ARE CHINK FLOYD!!
AND SOMEONE TOLD US YOU CHOOSE CHING CHONG SONG AS WORST BAND NAME IN NYC AND WE ARE OUTRAGE!!!
WHY THEY MORE THAN US??
YOU HATE ASIAN PEOPLE??
WE ASSUME YOU WHITE BECAUSE YOU WRITE LIKE WHITE IMPERIALIST!!!
WE DID GIG WITH CHING CHONG AND THEY VERY NICE PEOPLE!!
WHAT IS RACIST ABOUT THEIR NAME!!??
IS IT JUST BECAUSE ASIAN NOT ALWAYS IN THEIR BAND?
THAT RACIST BY YOU!!!
YOU OFFENDED THAT NO ONE IN MEGADETH ACTUALLY DECEASED???
YOU OFFENDED THAT NO ONE IN LED ZEPPELIN OWN BLIMP OR GERMAN??
YOU UPSET THAT BON JOVI NOT FRENCH?
YOU UPSET THAT VELVET REVOLVER ONLY OWN 9MMS???
YOU MUST BE WHITE AMERICAN!!
YOU THINK "WORLD SERIES" INTERNATIONAL!
YOU THINK "EAST RIVER" IS RIVER! (iT A TRIBUTARY!)
YOU WHITE LIES!!
SOON YOU CHINA'S BITCH!!
Upon reflection I'm gonna add "presented without comment" to the tags here, and the hell with it.