Siren Festival: The Missed Connections
It is pretty much our job to try to help here if at all possible. Anybody? (Related: this was 
the only one of only nine Siren-themed Missed Connections over the weekend. Let us hereby congratulate all the bright young things we saw walking around Coney Island on Saturday for being so impossibly well-adjusted, romantically speaking. Even Caribou caused more heartache than us.) Plus, a bonus transgender-y one!:
Ponytail would be proud. [Craigslist]
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