This Is Not a Best of #changehearttobuttsongs Post
Because even though every one from P!nk to Marc Hogan to a decorated Boston media reporter/former colleague who is now a Northeastern University professor (!) has become compelled to weigh in, compiling the best of this particular musically inspired hashtag trend is too much to bear. That said, if we can just rename the band "Heart" "Butt" from here on out (#changehearttobuttbands), you'll get no resistance from this corner. #changehearttobuttsongs, if you must.