Here Is Justin Bieber's "U Smile" Slowed Down 800 Percent; Altered Zones Needs To Get On This Immediately
I am awfully grateful that this exists -- verily, it is simply Mr. Bieber's peppy "U Smile" slowed down to a 35-minute, disturbingly Sigur Ros-ian crawl -- but whoever made this should've sent it, with a mock press release and a few fake fawning quotes from Thom Yorke, to the Altered Zoneses and Stereogums and SOTCs of the world, just to bask in the cinematicatmosphericgrandioseoceanic waves of praise that would've inevitably followed. Too bad. Listen below, though: It's been on for 10 minutes and I'm in no mood to turn it off yet.
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