Top 25 Headlines Not As Weird As "Dave Sitek Joins Jane's Addiction"
So TV on the Radio's Dave Sitek has joined Jane's Addiction, in some unspecified bassist/songwriter/possibly-non-touring-member capacity, which is super bizarre when you first hear about it, but is, upon reflection, not the strangest "_______ Joins ________" construction that could possibly show up in your RSS feed. To illustrate, here are 25 examples. 
Good luck learning all the chord changes in "Jane Says," dude
?uestlove Joins Freelance WhalesMarnie Stern Joins Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
Beanie Sigel Joins Arcade Fire
M.I.A. Joins the Black Keys
St. Vincent Joins Velvet Revolver
James Blake Joins the Mars VoltaJames Murphy Joins Duran Duran*
Dave Longstreth Joins 3OH!3
Joanna Newsom Joins the Black-Eyed Peas
Katy Perry Joins Animal Collective
Nicki Minaj Joins Titus AndronicusBob Dylan Joins Mumford & Sons
Big Boi Joins Beach House
Taylor Swift Joins Swans
Sufjan Stevens Joins Das Racist
Erykah Badu Joins SalemMatt Berninger Joins Judas Priest
Ariel Pink Joins Weezer
Rick Ross Joins The New Pornographers
Sade Joins Odd Future
Waka Flocka Flame Joins Vampire WeekendThe-Dream Joins Phoenix **
Robyn Joins Deerhunter
B.o.B Joins Hinder
Wiz Khalifa Joins Lady Antebellum
*Whoooaaaa
** Duuuuuude
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