American Idol, Season 10: Bring On The Tourette Syndrome Guy

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Better keep that censor button handy. Credit: Michael Becker/FOX.
I don't think I've ever been more excited about an American Idol contestant than I am about James Durbin. It's not because of his voice, though his very Adam Lambert-y turbo-yowl could be entertaining in the context of the show. No: I'm excited because of his tearful confession, during his long video package, that he has Tourette syndrome.

Now. I don't want to be an insensitive dick. I read Motherless Brooklyn. People with Tourette have a raw deal. But. We're talking about a live TV show here. A live TV show that happens to be the highest-rated show in the country, and one that puts its contestants -- to hear them tell it, anyway -- through absurd amounts of stress. So there's a pretty could chance that Durbin could bust out with sudden, violent outbursts of cuss words as the judges are reviewing his performances, right? I mean, that's possible? Because that would be incredible. Even with tape-delay censors bleeping out whatever he says, we could be on the road to a real hall-of-fame TV moment here.

Durbin's affliction is one of many things that made him cry during that video package. He also has a dad who died of an OD, and a small kid. One of his tearful admissions: He's unemployed, and he sometimes doesn't have enough money to buy diapers. Which, I mean, come on. You can get a big thing of 40 diapers for $13.99 at Target. You can skimp on other things before you skimp on that. Maybe Durbin should consider taking a break from buying whatever shit he puts in his hair so he can buy the goddamn diapers already. Durbin also has -- no exaggeration-- the single worst mohawk I have ever seen in my life. It is camp-counselor bad. It is Apl.De.Ap bad. It is Chris "Birdman" Anderson bad. I'm surprised he didn't break down crying about how bad his fucking mohawk is.

I don't think I've ever seen an Idol backstory as sob-happy as Durbin's was, but tonight's episode was awfully heavy on waterworks, perhaps to act as a counterbalance to that L.A. episode last week where the show just made merciless fun of everyone who crossed its stage. So we got Stephano Langone, who has scars from a bad car accident and who managed to tell his whole story without crying, always a big plus. (His Bruce Willis doppelganger father shed some tears, but whatever.) I'd like Langone a whole lot better if he didn't grin spastically through "I Heard It Through the Grapevine", but then, insufficient gravitas is always a problem with this show. We got Emily Anne Reed, a tatted-up space cadet with a Zooey Deschanel/Starbucks-commercial voice whose apartment just burned down; the show helpfully offered stock footage of a fire, just to remind us of what fire looks like. (Randy Jackson told Reed that the show's never had a singer like her, which I guess means we're all expected to forget Lilly Scott ever happened.) And we got Julie Zorrilla, who comes from Colombia and who is apparently rich as fuck but whose story is somehow sad because something something war something parents are sad something. Seriously, that's about all they gave us.

To me, the single saddest story was Clint Jun Gamboa, a braying imbecile who hosts a karaoke night in Long Beach and whose glasses rival James Durbin's mohawk for sheer eyeball-abusing awfulness. During what must've been a 30-second audition, Gamboa found two opportunties to squeak, "Junebug in da hoooouse!" Gamboa's video package worked hard to depict him as a fun guy, but just imagine going through life being that annoying.

This was, blessedly, the last of this season's audition episodes, so the rest of the show will hopefully be dedicated to people who ostensibly show some talent rather than point-and-laugh mockery of mentally ill attention-seekers and the judges' lame attempts to get their personas over. This is good. Another montage of terrible singers would break my brain. I still have no idea how this judging panel will work out on live TV. Randy Jackson is, at this point, seriously just grunting in response to auditions half the time, and he appears to be checking his Blackberry while people sing. Steven Tyler did this deranged-old-man routine a couple of times tonight, where he got very excited about the fact that he had a Beatles shirt on. And I've gotten to really like Jennifer Lopez, but she still asked at the beginning of the episode who would be the mean one. They still haven't figured it out!

So as the audition episodes draw to a close, I'd like to take this opportunity to shout out the guy who tried out for the show in a homemade Transformers costume. This guy's outfit is elaborate enough that it actually allows him to turn into a car, and his wheels have a fucking motor in them, so he can roll around when he transforms. It's fucking badass. He didn't make it to the Hollywood round, sadly, but he's still the man. If you're reading this, Transformer guy, you're the shit; don't let Steven Tyler tell you otherwise.


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Dlb8159
Dlb8159

Wow!!! I can not believe someone really printed this bunch of narrow minded BullS#@t. My son has Tourettes, and yes he does you curse words. It is a tic and it can come and go as do most tics. If he read what you wrote I could not blame him for cursing! I told my son there are moronic idiots in this world. I just read an article written by one!

Jaimeberryman
Jaimeberryman

Wow! I have a child with Tourette's Syndrome. I don't believe I've ever heard more ignorant comments out of another human being. In my 35 years, I have never blogged before. However, your lack of intelligence has urged me to type this! Clearly, you deserve everything that you are getting out of your life, which doesn't seem to be maturity, class or common sense! I feel so blessed that my child has turned out to be such an awesome little man, artist and actor, despite people like you in the world! Good luck, buddy!

Mom of TS kid
Mom of TS kid

You truly are a fool - my 14 year old son has Tourettes Syndrome and it's people like you who make his life infinitely more difficult. Before you start spouting off about something that you obviously know nothing about - maybe you should actually do you research about Tourettes Syndrome. My son is the sweetest, kindest young man you could only hope to have as a friend. He does not shout out any type of words - foul or not; believe me I heard more cussing at the park than would ever come out of my sons' mouth. He has motor tics which cause him to blink and twitch involuntarily. Such a small percentage of TS kids actually have the form you are referring to - which for the record is called "coprolalia".

freesky
freesky

The part of his problems that seem to be Tourette seem real enough. But if he has any autism, it must be the lightest form of it, I've seen. My brother is autistic and can't cross a street without someone holding his hand, even though hes an adult. He can barely make more than two word sentences and only asks for things to eat mostly. Ask him his age, and he doesn't know. Ask him what he wants for Christmas and he tells you the same thing year after year and doesn't understand it's the same thing. He will turn off all the lights in a room full of people because he was focused only on turning off the lights. It goes on. I'm, not dissing James, but if he's autistic, it's so high functioning, I consider him in the normal range of others. In fact he could just not tell people, and no one would notice anything but the tourettes symptoms.

I'm just guessing some people may see the show and think he's talented because he's slightly autistic. When instead, James is just simply very talented. And not because of some disorder he has. Why do I say that? Ever since Rainman came out, people have tended to think that autistic people can all count a box of toothpicks falling on the ground, and win poker games and that they are all doing this striking things. On the other hand, I have seen some autistic people who had some amazing skills. I guess I just hope that people don't vote for him for his voice and not because they think he's autistic. I also hope he doesn't use that for a sob story too much because he's good enough with out doing that.

The only thing that has me wondering is that all the shows have been edited. Perhaps the producers have made him look really good, but when the show goes live it will be different. I guess we'll all find out. But again, I like him, his voice. I hope he's able to sing without anything to stop him like facial twitches etc.

Mom of talented TS daughter
Mom of talented TS daughter

You are the reason people with TS have a bad wrap...you perpetuate the myth that everyone with TS spouts out profanity. Are you insane? Most people with TS just have a wide range of tics that make doing what everyone else does twice as hard...and yet they persevere—in spite of being made fun of constantly—and they excel in life. Props to AI for showing that TS isn't what idiots like you make it out to be,

abubin
abubin

yeah man...you are really an asshole. You see the wife writing sticky notes and posting it around the house? That is for his asperger's syndrome. That is the reason he was bullied in school and do not know how to defend himself. Probably the reason why he is unemployed. People with aspergers may look normal but it is hard for them to think logically even with simple things like crossing the streets. My son has aspergers so I know how hard it is to grow up with it. You are such a dick.

Mr.T.
Mr.T.

I have Tourette's. There was a time in my life when I swore like a sailor. That was when I hung out with people who swore like sailors. Nothing to do with Tourette's. Now I teach in a public school. It is significantly more stressful than any of my 3 prior careers. And it shows. Any time I show a video, or anything else that doesn't have me physically engaged, I am sure to hear the question, "Mr. T., why do you twitch?" That's because I "twitch" an awful lot mostly in my head/neck area) when I'm not physically engaged. The thing about tics is that, when a person is engaged in a physical activity in which they are controlling the muscles in question (such as teaching, singing, playing an instrument, etc. -- did I mention I'm a music teacher and I only tic when I'm showing a video?), the tics stop. They only occur when the muscle in question is dormant.

So when a person like Mr. Durbin is on stage, controlling every aspect of his physical being, you'll see 2 things:1) He will rarely show much significant evidence of Tourette's (only directly after a performance when he relaxes),and 2) if he is like a vast majority of Tourette's syndromites, he likely will not do any random cussing.

So yes, you are an ass, but it doesn't bother me -- I've dealt with asses all my life, including many of my teachers as well as my own sister. More significantly, you are ignorant, so I hope I have educated you a bit.

Good luck, and, cussing or not, enjoy the show. As a musician, I have to say the kid is a helluva singer.

Tourettes
Tourettes

I agree with everyone. What an ass. My son has Tourettes and he didn't get a raw deal. He is the sweetest, kindest, and a smart kid.

Kenneth Butland
Kenneth Butland

Apparently reading Motherless Brooklyn made you even more ignorant about TS. There is a surefire way of countering that ignorance, however and it starts here:http://tinyurl.com/pwoeneRegards.

Junk2junk
Junk2junk

Not everyone with Tourettes swear. That is only present in a tiny % of people with the syndrome.

hokie2010
hokie2010

Coprolalia, the involuntary swearing, is exhibited in only about 10% of Tourette's patients.

steve holt!
steve holt!

This is the first time I've read your blog and I love it! I'll definitely be checking back in every week.Oh and I'm hoping Durbin is in that tiny % of swearing Tourettes people. That will be television GOLD!

sniper17
sniper17

Totally agree with BSEEGER3. There are no words for pathetic, uncaring people like you. I pray that somewhere in that cold chest of yours there is actually a heart.

Msmarsh1
Msmarsh1

Bseeger3 is absolutely correct, you ARE an ass!

Bseeger3
Bseeger3

ur an ass buddy. This guy also has Aspergers Syndrome which is a form of Autisim. My daughter does also , and for him to be able to get up and sing is amazing in itself.Yes, at times, I didnt have money for diapers either and my husband and I both worked. Its a sign of the times man, catch up.

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