Park Slope Anti-Rap Club Petition Flooded With Pro-Rap Signatures, Hilarious Jokes

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You will by now be familiar with Prime 6, the soon-to-be Park Slope club and already the site of much controversy. Will the neighborhood descend into an orgy of Yo MTV Raps, "Henessey" [sic], and "bling-bling" on account of the club's plans to play rap music? Or will the forces of "indie" prevail? Who knows, but the latter seems increasingly less likely. Since the petition to inform owner Akiva Ofshtein that "Indie Music Will Earn You More Than Hip-Hop!!!" leaked earlier today, the internet has stuck back, flooding the document with "signatures." We use quotation marks because, well, look above. Shout out Das Racist, Will Smith, Mel Gibson, Fab 5 Freddy, and Barack Obama, and no love to the people getting all ad hominem with this surely already deeply regretful woman (click to enlarge):

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There's 11 pages of this stuff and counting, so by all means, make your voice heard.

Previously: Park Slope Citizens Decry Plans To Open A "Yo MTV Raps 'Bling-Bling' VIP Club," Suggest Making It An "Indie" Club Instead


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6 comments
Jefferson Rogue
Jefferson Rogue

I'm loving the spam comments on the petition, although I honestly think the whole thing could have done without the slurs.

no one
no one

But the Bell House is on 7th avenue

she doesn't speak for me
she doesn't speak for me

What's funny is that there are plenty of indie live music places in Park Slope--Union Hall, Rock Shop, Bell House, Southpaw ... sure, none on 7th Avenue, but at least three within a block of 5th Avenue.

AngryBroomstick
AngryBroomstick

these hipster douches behind the petition shouldn't have moved to NYC in the first place if they didn't wanna experience multiculturism or be around black people...

There's always Alabama or Cape Cod.

Jefferson Rogue
Jefferson Rogue

I so agree with you. It's fucking annoying how these people come to this city, force the property taxes to go up higher, and force out these groups out, causing gentrification, and now they're complaining about any diversity at all? This whole thing disgusts me. It's no doubt that Brooklyn gets made fun of nowadays because of these west coast white bred idiots who complain about the city being "too urban".

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