10 No-Brainer Rock Legends Never Nominated For The Rock And Roll Hall of Fame
This weekend, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts its class of 2012, which consists of Donovan, the Beastie Boys, the late singer-songwriter Laura Nyro, the Small Faces and the Faces, blues guitarist Freddie King, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Guns N' Roses, although not lead singer Axl Rose, who declined the induction earlier this week. Rose notwithstanding, dozens of artists have been snubbed for the Hall over the years; it took the Stoogesthe Stooges!a half-dozen ballots to make it in. The Hall's official party line states that it honors "the influence and significance of the artists' contributions to the development and perpetuation of rock and roll." But the list of artists who issued their first records 25 or more years ago (the Hall's qualification for nomination) who would be first-ballot shoo-ins in any Rock and Roll Hall of Fame committed to the continuous, vital culture of rock music is long. Even without considering influential jazz, folk, hip-hop, electronic, dance, pop, funk, dub, and dance artists, staggering amounts of genuine and important rock artists have never even reached the ballot.
Here are 10 artists who've made legitimate contributions to rock and roll as the term is generally understood (even by baby boomers). Sure, to actually enshrine any of them would also negate the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's symbolic importance for all that is hilarious about itself, and that would be a loss. But it's only rock and roll.
1. The Monkees
Somebody had to be the first the manufactured band, and the Monkees weren't even that. But they were the best, made amazing records, andwhether considered as individuals, an actual band, or a collective containing producers and songwritersbecame an unquestionable and archetypal part of rock's narrative.
2. Sonic Youth
R.E.M. made it as soon as they were eligible in 2007, but the early-'80s indie underground remains entirely untapped by the powers that be. Let Sonic Youth's silvery noise-pop, art-world fusions, and godparenting a generation of avant-rockers, then, stand-in for their unnominated brethren in the Minutemen, Yo La Tengo, Hüsker Dü, the Feelies, and dozens of others.
3. GG Allin
If one accepts the notion of rock and roll as dangerous, there were few more dangerousand creatively sothan G.G. Allin. As the above video of his final performance in 1993 shows, he used chaos to completely annihilate every boundary between rock and roll, life, and death.
4. Os Mutantes
As rock and roll has played a part in our national story, it has served equal importance in dozens, if not hundreds, of countries around the globe, sometimes even feeding back into the American pop mainstream. Though it took some decades for their music to take hold outside of Brazil, Os Mutantes, the fresh-faced flower children of the Brazilian tropicalismo, have been a beloved reference point for international musicians for some two decades now. (See also: Caetano Veloso, Gilberto Gil.)
5. Spïnal Tap
Nearly every song in the slim Spïnal Tap songbook, and nearly every line of the accompanying This Is Spïnal Tap mockumentary, has become part and parcel with rock and roll's lingua franca.